Cheating Wife « Result #1 on Mar 17, 2009, 8:15pm »
Sam and Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. Sam says to Becky, "Becky, I was wondering - have you ever cheated on me?"
Becky replies, "Oh Sam, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..."
"Yes, Becky, I really want to know. Please..."
"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times..."
"Three? Well, when were they?" he asked.
"Well, Sam, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan? Remember, then one day the bank president himself came over the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?"
"Oh, Becky, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, to do such a thing for me. So, when was number 2?"
"Well, Sam, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Then remember how the doctor came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then you were in good shape again?"
"I can't believe it! Becky, you should do such a thingfor me, to save my l ife. I couldn't have a more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, you must really love me darling. I couldn't be more moved. So, all right then, when was number 3?"
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Jake was on his deathbed while his wife, Becky, maintained a steady vigil by his side. As she held his fragile hand, her warm tears ran silently down her face, splashed onto his, and roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to quiver with sound.
"My darling Becky," he whispered.
"Hush, my love," she said. "Go back to sleep Shhh! Don't talk."
But he was insistent. "Becky," he said in his tired voice. "I have to talk. I have something I must confess to you."
"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Becky. "It's all right. Everything's all right, go to sleep now."
"No, no. I must die in peace, Becky. I slept with your sister, your best friend and our next door neighbor."
Becky mustered a pained smile and stroked his hand. "Hush now Jake, don't torment yourself. I know all about it," she said. "Why do you think I poisoned you?"
My Declaration of Self-Esteem « Result #3 on Mar 3, 2009, 12:43am »
The following was written in answer to a 15-year-old girl¨s question, ＾How can I prepare myself for a fulfilling life?￣
I am me.
In all the world, there is no one else exactly like me.wow power leveling There are people who have some parts like me but no one adds up exactly like me. Therefore, everything that comes out of me is authentically mine because I alone choose it.
I own everything about me -- my body, including everything it does; my mind, including all my thoughts and ideas; my eyes, including the images of all they behold; my feelings, whatever they might be -- anger, joy, frustration, love, disappointment, excitement; my mouth and all the words that come out of it -- polite, sweet and rough, wow gold correct or incorrect; my voice, loud and soft; all my actions, whether they be to others or myself.
I own my fantasies, my dreams, my hopes, my fears.
I own all my triumphs and successes, all my failures and mistakes.
Because I own all of me,wow power leveling I can become intimately acquainted with me in all my parts. I can love me and be friendly with me in all my parts. I can then make it possible for all of me to work in my best interests.
I know there are aspects about myself that puzzle me, and other aspects that I do not know. But as long as I am friendly and loving to myself, I can courageously and hopefully look for the solutions to the puzzles and for ways to find out more about me.
However I look and sound, whatever I say and do,wow power leveling and whatever I think and feel at a given moment in time is me. This is authentic and represents where I am at that moment in time.
When I review later how I looked and sounded, what I said and did, and how I thought and felt, some parts may turn out to be unfitting.wow gold I can discard that which is unfitting and keep that which proved fitting, and invent something new for that which I discarded.
I can see, hear, feel, think, say and do. I have the tools to survive, to be close to others, to be productive, to make sense and order out of the world of people and things outside of me.
I own me and therefore I can engineer me.wow gold I am me and I am okay.
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Before the wars of Shattered Dreams, before the lands of Broken Dreams were kingdoms, we lived in long tranquility and fear. Tranquility because humans and anthros of all kinds lived peacefully together. In fear Because of the mysticals that continue to raging the lands, trying to break the ties of peace and trust that still pullthrough for all sides to know. There are those of the races that choose life of a slave, and others who chose to join the military forces that constantly grow stronger as the bonds of trust begin to strenthen. The Guardiani of the lands have yet to be revealed to the peoples upon which they protect. The Guardiani are the ones who know right from wrong and deal judgement to those who are convicted of wrong doing, but the lines of the great ones have weakened as few people remember. Some say that there is an inside man that imposes along side the dark creatures who long to tear our world apart...others say that it is the alphess, the oldest of the lands Guardiani, who created the mayham and is one of the mystical creatures.
But if those rumors are true or not....we may never know..
Re: Run, Dammit. « Result #6 on Apr 26, 2006, 9:57am »
Arsen's eyes pierced through the girl. She was good at that, entrancing people, while her cohorts robbed them or killed their family. As Robin walked away Arsen sat back down, and looked at the pamphlet again. Without looking up she responed to Robin's question.
I used to be in a gang, they liked murder and rape, and I didn't, I was more of an intellectual, so I ran away. The next day I got word that they were looking for me and were offering a reward to anyone who could find me. I figured the last place they would look for me would be a church. They always knew I was an atheist. They have no reason to suspect me to be here. It's been about two days and they still haven't looked here.
Arsen flipped through the pamphlet and then tossed it to the side. She grabbed a Bible from one of the pews and walked out of the row, down the asile. She read from the text, such a large book it was.
It's amazing how when you want to read, you will. I always thought of reading as a chore, but now that there is no way to occupy myself, I turn to reading even the most common books on the planet.
She placed the book down and stood in front of Robin.
The constant experiments that I tried made my eye this way. I wanted to find a way to sustain life, create it. I failed.
Lamour {Come see our world} « Result #7 on Mar 26, 2006, 5:55am »
Welcome Welcome to Lamour, a friendly human and horse crossover role play game for everyone. Here at Lamour you can run wild with the horses of the plains or you may own your dream horse. Everything you can wish for is here, what will your future hold...
Shattered Dreams « Result #8 on Mar 24, 2006, 11:53pm »
Only time will know when to stop life in its tracks and fix the chaos that it brings to others and yourself..
Man and beast use to live in peace with each other till a great war seperated them into three lands. The SilverClaw lands home to the furries, Anthros, Werewolves and other animals. Seven Sin city home to the humans. And the Deadlands of which the war took place between the two great nations, home to none but the lost and outcasted. Though the war has been over, many still fight with each other wanting more blood while others hunger for peace.
Re: Run, Dammit. « Result #9 on Mar 21, 2006, 8:21pm »
Robin nodded, That was the perfect way to describe the. Goddamn cops. Yeah, I stole a gun from a little shack they called a store.
The shack, it was basically just that. A pitiful little shack that they claimed was a store. Sure, it sold weapons and stuff, but the place sucked. Robin stared back at the girl, looking her in the eye. They're different colours. She thought again. It was noticable but Robin had seen people like that before.
I basically live in the Cathedral. It's my place of refuge from this City. What about you, why are you here?
Few people ever came to the Cathedral. Those who did usually left right away, they didn't like the building. Robin tore her gaze from Arsen's and glanced around the Cathedral again. It was empty. Good, stupid cops won't be bothing me for a while. She toyed with the safety on the Rimfire, the put it under her cloak.
Re: Run, Dammit. « Result #10 on Mar 17, 2006, 6:58pm »
Looking at the girl, Arsen knew that she was a renegade, one of those people who ran from the police, but then again, didn't everyone? She took a few steps forward, out into the aisle, her padded slippers making the slightest noise.
I am Arsen.
Not wanting to create any more tension in the air, she turned swiftly around and walked towards her. Her hair moved on its own, creating its own personality. She was smaller than the girl, but looked her square in the eye.
What brings you to the Cathedral? Running from those goddamn cops?
Arsen didn't smile, she hardly had any emotion in her voice at all, and yet, she felt that maybe this girl would know her humorous roots. After all, not much was fun about sitting in an abandoned Cathedral.
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